is not currently wasting away at the local 7-11 here. I promise.
This past Saturday, I went to the local gas station to grab a Pepsi before work started, because
I’m an addict it is muy delicioso
Even someone not tuned in to the awesomeness of Pythagoras’ work would know that is a math shirt. It says Math Team on the shirt and the debonare homie on there is holding a protractor for freaking sake.
So, the next intelligent question out of his mouth “What are you majoring in?”
Again, the obvious answer I wanted to say was “Subtlety.” You know, because what person in their right mind would wear a shirt like that if they kind of weren’t a slight fan of math. Really? REALLY?
Again, being nice
and seriously wanting to just pay for my drink and leave I answered the guy, paid and left, feeling a little less faith in humanity. Drugs kill, mushrooms trip, and sniffing paint thinner will never help, but hurt.
I just wanted a Pepsi